The crew view their promo pictures aboard the Jolly Roger
Swan Queen AU - The annual “Show your love for Storybrooke” event is on, and the town’s newcomer Emma Swan is asked to participate. But Emma doesn’t have a whole lot of love to show.
When I find myself submerged in Swan Queen,
Mother Mary Margaret comes to me,
Saying words of wisdom,
That is porn, that is
evolution of expectations
Season 1 of OUaT
me: So there’s these two characters, Regina and Rumpelstiltskin.
me: They’re locked in a multi-universe power struggle for explicit and/or implicit control over a realm.
me: It’s really a philosophical debate over whether successful rule can be better achieved by strength or cunning. Machiavelli versus Sun Tzu, if you will.
me: Oh, and there are peasants on screen sometimes. I forget their names.
Season 2 of OUaT
me: what the fuck just happened
In preparation for the Battle Royale, Emma carries on the spirit of Operation
Golden DoveSoaring FalconHot MotherCobra (Scorpion?) in FTL…
CRYING OMG THIS IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
I’m sorry child actor whose name I can’t remember. You haven’t walked in my shoes! All my life I’ve tried to forget the things I’ve seen!
What is this, Horseville? Because I’m surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
wow, show, just when i thought you couldn’t get any gayer… you went and proved me wrong.
So let’s talk about how I’m in love with the Evil Queen.
